Welcome, time traveler, to our time rental agency. By signing this agreement, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks and consequences of time travel.
You understand that our time machine is not a toy and should be treated with care. Please do not tamper with the space-time continuum or try to relive past events that have already been adequately documented on Wikipedia.
You are not allowed to visit the following time periods:
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Agreed terms and conditions will be stored in our time-traveling database, which is not subject to any laws or regulations, because we're time travelers, and we can do what we want.
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Disclaimer: Our time machine is not responsible for any damages caused by time paradoxes or the occasional spontaneous combustion of a historical figure.