Time Management for the Utterly Incompetent

Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart. Or for anyone who actually has their life together.

Here are some Steps to Follow in order to become a master of the art of time management, even if you are utterly incompetent:

• Step 1: Set a timer for exactly 5 minutes
• Step 2: Eat a sandwich
• Step 3: Watch a YouTube video for at least 2 hours
• Step 4: Take a 3-hour nap
• Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you have mastered the art of time management

And if all else fails, just remember: Panic!