Time-Space Vortex Surfers: The Official Guide to Not Getting Eaten

Welcome, space traveler! You're probably here because you're trying to avoid those pesky time-space predators. Well, you've come to the right place.

Our expert surfers have compiled the most up-to-date (and occasionally, not-up-to-date) information on how to navigate the treacherous waters of the time-space vortex.

Surfing Tips:

• Don't look down. Trust us, it's not worth it.
• Keep your wits about you. You never know when a temporal surprise might pop up.
• Beware of the chrono-squids. They're like regular squids, but with more time-traveling abilities.
• Don't get too cocky. Even the experts get lost in the vortex.

Still got questions? Check out our Advanced Surfing Tips for more expert advice.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try your hand at Extreme Surfing for a chance to win our prestigious Golden Surfboard award.

Remember, it's all about the thrill of the ride... and the survival.

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