Paradoxical Pitfalls

Warning: Entering this pit may result in infinite recursion, logical inconsistency, and existential dread.

• Chrono-Displacement : A phenomenon where past, present, and future become hopelessly entangled.
• Gravity Well : A pit of temporal and spatial despair.
• Time Dilation : Where seconds become hours and hours become centuries.
• Quantum Fluctuation : Random changes in the fabric of space-time, because why not?

Proceed with caution (or abandon all hope).
Escape if you can.