Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly absurd conflict in the history of the multiverse! The Shortest Wars have been raging for a mere 37.5 seconds, and the stakes are high. The war is fought between the forces of Order and the forces of Chaos, with the fabric of time itself hanging precariously in the balance. Will the forces of Order emerge victorious, or will the forces of Chaos reign supreme? Only time will tell. Or, in this case, 37.5 seconds.
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