Congratulations, time traveler! You've managed to avoid the Great Cereal Heist of 2023. Now, get ready to ride the chrono-waves.
Remember, time surfing is not a spectator sport. You're either in or you're out, so don't be a timestain!
Warning: Time travel may cause dizziness, nausea, and spontaneous combustion of nearby socks. Prolonged exposure can lead to Time-Regret Syndrome.