Frozen Pizza in the Time-Stream

Warning: Consuming frozen pizza from the time-stream can cause severe temporal disintegration and spontaneous combustion.

We have managed to contain the following time-trapped, frozen pizza varieties within the vortex:

Don't worry, we'll provide you with an antidote, but be warned: it tastes like a combination of disappointment and existential dread.

Click on a pizza to view its details and risk further destabilization of the space-time continuum.