Time travel, as any self-respecting chrono-historian will tell you, is a serious business. And with that seriousness comes a host of risks. So, to help you avoid becoming a temporal statistic, we've compiled these safety tips for your consideration:
1. Stay in the timestream. Avoid major temporal events, like the invention of the wheel or the rise of the Roman Empire. Trust us, you don't want to be around when that happens.
2. Watch out for paradoxes. You might think you're clever, but trust us, you're not. Paradoxes are like temporal landmines just waiting to blow your timeline to kingdom come.
3. Bring snacks. Time travel can be hungry work. Don't let a lack of sustenance make you a casualty of the space-time continuum.