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By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will not sue us for:
- The consequences of paradoxes caused by your reckless time-traveling ways.
- The destruction of your timeline's fabric due to our questionable coding practices.
- The loss of your sanity due to the existential horror of witnessing your past self eating an entire pizza by themselves.
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As a reward, you may now proceed to the Paradox Zone, where the very fabric of reality is on sale for 99% off.