A guide to surviving the space-time continuum with a full stomach.
Step 1: Pack light. Bring only the essentials: freeze-dried ice cream, protein bars, and a water bottle that's also a time machine.
Step 2: Avoid the space-time paradoxes. Don't eat anything that's been eaten by someone you know. Trust us, it's a real thing.
Step 3: Learn to love the taste of regret. Sometimes the only thing that's been preserved better than the food is the memories.
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