Time-Travel Toaster 5000 FAQ
Q: What is the Time-Travel Toaster 5000?
The Time-Travel Toaster 5000 is a toaster that can travel through time. It's a real thing. We've tested it on our interns.
Q: How does it work?
We're not entirely sure. We're still working on it.
Q: What should I put in it?
We recommend a slice of toast. Preferably whole wheat. We hear it's good for the space-time continuum.
Q: Why is it 5000?
Because we're a company that likes to count. And also because it has 5000 parts. Don't ask us to count them, though. That's a real pain.
Q: Is it safe?
No. It's not. Don't use it. Unless you want to. We warned you.
Q: Can I return it if it breaks?
No. You can't. We'll just make you a new one. Or not. Depends on our mood.
Q: Is it worth the risk?
We think so. You probably won't live to tell the tale, but it's worth it. Probably.