Recent Bug Reports:
- Toaster 5000 keeps trying to toast my enemies
- Toaster 5000 is eating all my bread
- Toaster 5000 is making my breakfast smell like a dumpster fire
- Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 Ate My TV
Unresolved Bugs:
- Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 still can't toast bagels
- Toaster 5000 Keeps Playing Bach