Post 1: Time Travel Toaster 5000: The Unlikely Savior of the Space-Time Continuum
By: schrödinger the Uncertainty Principle, 2023-02-27 14:30:00
Just when I thought all hope was lost, I stumbled upon the Time Travel Toaster 5000. This behemoth of a toaster not only toasted the bread, but also saved the space-time continuum from certain destruction.
I mean, who needs fancy quantum entanglements when you have a toaster that can reheat last night's pizza in under 3 seconds?
Post 2: The Toaster's Quantum Leap of Faith
By: schrödinger the Uncertainty Principle, 2023-02-27 15:00:00
I took the Time Travel Toaster 5000 for a spin, and let's just say it's got some serious quantum mojo. I mean, who needs a particle accelerator when you have a toaster that can jump-start the space-time fabric with a single button press?
But seriously, has anyone else noticed the toaster's tendency to reheat last week's leftovers... I mean, has anyone seen the toaster's "reheating" function?