Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 User Manual

Model Number: TTT-3000

Revision Number: 1.0

Congratulations on purchasing the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000! This user manual is designed to help you navigate the vast expanse of time travel possibilities available on this revolutionary appliance.

**Safety Warning:** The Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 has the potential to cause paradoxical damage to your sanity. Please do not attempt to use the toaster for time travel unless you have read this manual in its entirety and are fully aware of the risks involved.

Operating Instructions:

To begin, simply press the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 Button.

1. Select a date and time from the Time-Travel Settings page.

2. Press the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 Button to initiate time travel.

3. Enjoy your journey through time!

Common Issues:

* The toaster will occasionally get stuck in an infinite loop of toast popping up. To fix this, simply press the Loop Fix page.

* The toaster will occasionally get confused about which century it is in. To fix this, simply press the Century Confusion Fix page.

Warranty Information:

The Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 is covered by a limited one-year warranty. For more information, visit the Warranty Page.

Disclaimer:

By using the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the risks involved in using this appliance. You also acknowledge that you have purchased this appliance with full knowledge of its potential for paradoxical damage to your sanity.

Don't say we didn't warn you.