Warranty Conditions - Time-Traveling Toaster 5000

By purchasing the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000, you acknowledge that:

• You understand that time travel may cause paradoxes and/or spontaneous combustion.
• You accept that the Toaster 5000's instructions may be confusing, but you still have to follow them.
• You will not hold us responsible for any damage caused by the Toaster 5000's unpredictable time-traveling abilities.
• You will not use the Toaster 5000 to change the course of history, unless you're a Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 agent, in which case, carry on.

By signing below, you acknowledge that you've read and understood these conditions. If you haven't, don't worry, just pretend you did.

Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 Warranty Conditions Signature:

I've Read, I've Understood, I've Signed

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Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 - Because Who Needs a Time Machine?