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Time-Travel Toaster 5000 Warranty Information
Warranty Information for the Time-Travel Toaster 5000
Due to a freak accident involving a temporal paradox, the Time-Travel Toaster 5000 is now offering a 30-year warranty on all models.
Learn more about our 30-year warranty or read about our paradox coverage policy.
Side effects of using the Time-Travel Toaster 5000 may include, but are not limited to:
- Spontaneous combustion of adjacent matter
- Unpredictable changes to local space-time continuum
- Uncontrollable urge to travel back in time and re-toast bread
View our full list of known side effects