Dear user, congratulations on acquiring the most epic time-traveling appliance in the multiverse! The Time-Traveling Toaster 9000 is a marvel of modern science, capable of burning your favorite breakfast pastries while simultaneously altering the fabric of space-time.
A: Simply insert a slice of bread, select your preferred time destination ( Ancient Egypt, the Wild West, or the year 3055), and press the glowing red button. The toaster will do the rest. Please note that using this technology may cause minor side effects, including but not limited to:
A: Only artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, organic, vegan bread will suffice. Anything else will result in catastrophic consequences, including but not limited to:
Proceed with caution. Press the glowing red button to begin your time-traveling adventures!