Time Travel Toaster Beta Testers Wanted

Are you ready to embark on a journey through the annals of time, but with a side of crispy, perfectly-browned toast?

We're looking for brave souls to test our time-traveling toaster, the ChronoToaster 9000!

Responsibilities will include:

• Testing the toaster's ability to produce perfectly-cooked toast in ancient Egypt
• Evaluating the toaster's performance at medieval jousting tournaments
• Ensuring the toaster doesn't disrupt the timeline by serving too much burnt toast to Napoleon

Perks include:

• A free toaster to take with you on your travels
• The satisfaction of knowing you're making the world a slightly-better-place, one piece of toast at a time

Apply within the next 4.2 billion years to join our esteemed team of temporal testers.