Time Loop Bagel: Because You Clearly Can't Get Enough

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Welcome to Time Loop Bagel, where every 17 minutes, 32 seconds, and 4 milliseconds, this page will reload, forcing you to relive the same 5 minutes and 32 seconds of bagel-filled wonder.

We have a special on our limited-edition "I'm-Not-a-Functioning-Alarm- Clock" bagel, only available in ouræk time loop.

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