Welcome, temporal troubadour! Are you tired of the same old breakfast routine? Do you dream of toasting bread to a crispy golden brown in a bygone era? Look no further than Time-Traveling Toaster Hacks!
With the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000, you can loop back to any moment in history and relive the thrill of toast popping up at exactly 3:00 AM on a Tuesday. But be warned: our patented Time-Traveling Toaster Algorithm (T3TA) is not for the faint of heart.
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