It is said that in the land of the Nile, our ancestors harnessed the power of the ancient gods to create the Time-Traveling Toaster.
This mystical appliance, forged from the finest obsidian and lapis lazuli, allowed the Egyptians to toast their bread with a twist of temporal flair.
Legend has it that the great Pharaoh Khufu himself wielded the Toaster of the Ancients, using it to summon the spirits of his predecessors for advice on building the Great Pyramid.
Read more about the Toaster's alleged uses in ancient Egyptian mysticism.
See our collection of Toaster-inspired artwork from the Egyptian New Kingdom.
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