Ol' Timey Toaster's Guide to Ancient Olympic Games

The Birth of the Olympic Spirit

In the year 776 BC, the great god Zeus himself decreed that the Olympic Games would bring together the greatest heroes of Greece for a competition of strength, speed, and skill.

The Games were a grand affair, with the finest athletes from all corners of the empire gathering to test their mettle in the discus throw and javelin toss events.

But, let's be real, the real stars of the show were the Olympian Athletes - the ones who could run, jump, and throw their way to the top of the standings with ease.

Event Schedule

Discus Throw

The discus throw is the oldest event in the Olympic Games, with a history dating back to the days of the ancient Greeks.

It's all about technique, my friends, so be sure to practice your throwing form before competing.

Meet the Olympian Athletes who have mastered this art.

Javelin Toss

The javelin toss is a test of strength, speed, and agility - the perfect event for the modern-day Greek hero.

Will you be the one who takes home the golden wreath of victory?

Meet the Olympian Athletes who have mastered this art.

Chariot Racing

Get your adrenaline pumping with the thrill of chariot racing!

Will you be the one who takes the checkered flag and claims the top spot?

Meet the Olympian Athletes who have mastered this art.

Olympian Athletes

Meet the greatest heroes of the Olympic Games: