Time Travel Toaster 3000: Ancient Greece Edition

Because who needs democracy when you have toast?

Olympic Toaster

In ancient Greece, the art of toasting bread was a revered profession. Athletes would compete in the Olympic Toasting Games, pushing their bread-toasting skills to new heights.

But what if you could travel back in time and witness this glorious era of toasting innovation? That's where the Time Travel Toaster 3000 comes in. This sleek, ancient-Greek-inspired toaster will transport you to the cradle of Western civilization, where you can sample the finest artisanal breads and witness the birth of modern toasting.

Visit the bustling streets of Athens and experience the authentic taste of ancient Greek bread, toasted to perfection.

Check the Olympic Toasting Records and see who's the greatest toasting champion of all time.