Imagine, if you will, a time-traveling toaster that brings the spirit of the Ancient Greek Olympics to your kitchen. With its gleaming copper exterior and flashing LED lights, this marvel of engineering will make you feel like a champion, even on the most mundane of Mondays.
But what's the point of it all? Ah, yes! The Olympic Toaster has a secret function: it can turn any ordinary bread into a crispy, golden-syrup-soaked "Kolossal" waffle, fit for the gods!
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