Eggs-tron: The Ancient Toast-Masters

We are the guardians of the toast, the masters of the bread. Our ancient civilization has been toasting for centuries, perfecting the art of crispy golden-brown perfection.

Our most prized invention: the Time-Traveling Toaster. This marvel of engineering allows us to reach back in time and toast the breakfasts of empires past.

Want to see our most iconic toasting creations? Visit our Gallery of Golden Browns!

Pan-Galactic Toasts

Our Toasty Timeline

Here's a quick rundown of our most notable toasting achievements:

  • 3000 BC: First recorded instance of toast being used as a projectile in ancient Egyptian battles.
  • 500 AD: The Roman Empire adopts toast as a staple of their breakfast diet.
  • 1800 AD: The Industrial Revolution brings mass-produced toast to the masses.
  • 2000 AD: Eggs-tron Inc. is founded, revolutionizing the toasting industry with our Time-Traveling Toaster.
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