Warning: attempting to toast a bagel near a black hole may cause spontaneous combustion, temporal paradox, or an existential crisis.
However, our team of expert bagel-toasters has developed a theory to mitigate these risks:
Schrodinger's Bagel - where the bagel exists in multiple states at once, defying the laws of toasting.
Bagel Relativity - where the bagel's mass warps the fabric of spacetime, making it impossible to toast.
Join us on our journey to unlock the secrets of black hole bagel toasting, and maybe, just maybe, we'll make it out alive.