Welcome to the Time-Traveling Toaster's bagel-filled journey through the ages.
Currently, we are hurtling towards the event horizon of the Bagel Time-Space Continuum, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.
Our toaster has been upgraded with a chronon-based propulsion system, allowing us to traverse the fabric of spacetime with reckless abandon.
Click here to visit our quantum flipper subpage, where we explore the mysteries of bagel-gravity waves.
Or, if you dare, click here to experience the thrill of navigating the Toaster's infamous paradox pool.
(Note: Please do not attempt to navigate the paradox pool without proper training or a strong stomach.)