Time-Traveling Toaster: Bagel-Wormhole Edition

Welcome, time travelers! Congratulations, you've managed to get your toaster into the bagel wormhole. You're now on the cusp of a breakfast revolution. The year is 3050, and the world has changed in ways you couldn't have imagined.

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