Welcome to Black Hole Burgers

Where the meat is always EXTREMELY rare.

Located in a nearby black hole, we're serving up the tastiest, most astronomically-obsessed burgers in the galaxy.

Burgers from the Event Horizon

Time-Travel Toaster

A toaster that's out of this world.

Pop in a slice, and out comes a perfectly toasted, chrono-synchronized breakfast.

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