Are you tired of eating the same old boring breakfast every day? Do you yearn for something more... temporal?
Look no further! The Time Travel Toaster 5000 is here to revolutionize your morning routine.
Warning: Time Travel Toaster 5000 is not responsible for any brain damage caused by excessive use. Side effects may include but are not limited to: Time Paradox Syndrome, Space-Time Continuum Distortion, and spontaneous combustion (rare but possible).