Crisis Level: Code Brown
We are currently experiencing an unprecedented breakfast shortage of apocalyptic proportions.
We have been alerted that the breakfast-toaster ratio has reached a critical 0:1000, and it's up to us to fix it.
Below are our proposed solutions:
- Deploy a fleet of toaster drones to blanket the globe in breakfast-producing capacity.
- Implement a mandatory breakfast rationing program, where citizens are forced to consume a minimum of 3000 Calories of breakfast per day.
- Establish a new world order with the Breakfast Cartel, where the most powerful toaster nations control the fate of breakfast.