Wherein lies the secret to brewing the perfect cup of chronologically correct coffee?
This toaster, built by the greatest minds of the ancient civilizations, has been tasked with the impossible: perfecting the art of time travel.
But first, it needs you, the brave adventurer, to help it navigate the treacherous waters of causality and paradox.
Consult the manual, if you will, but be warned, the Toaster 3000's sense of humor is as dry as its crumb tray.