Because who needs a boring toaster?
A: It's a toaster that can travel through time. Because, why not?
A: Of course, it's a toaster! It can make toast. But not just any toast, time-traveling toast!
A: Magic. It's just magic.
A: It's safer than a regular toaster, which is basically just a firebox with a heating coil. This one has chrononuclear redundancy!
A: Yes! Click the application form to begin the application process.
Disclaimer: This is a completely serious and not-at-all-made-up website. Don't try to use the time-traveling toaster for nefarious purposes.