Future Toaster Beta Testers Wanted

We're looking for brave souls to test the most advanced time-traveling toaster in the world.

Are you ready to blast through the ages, leaving a trail of perfectly toasted bread in your wake?

• Must be willing to risk minor side effects like: chronal disorientation, time-space nausea, or existential dread.
• Experience with Advanced Toast Physics a plus, but not required.

Known Bugs:

• 1. Toaster may occasionally spit out a slice of toast with a Temporal Displacement Field, causing it to be stuck in a loop of re-toasting.
• 2. Users have reported seeing glowing auras around the toaster when it's in use. This is not actually a bug, but rather a feature.
• 3. Toaster may occasionally shout Eureka! at random intervals, scaring small children and causing them to cry.

Don't worry, we have it under control...ish. What happens in 2025?

Apply to be a beta tester today! Application Form

Or, you know, just don't. Why Not Apply