Requirements for Beta Testers of Future Toaster

Warning: We're looking for individuals with a strong stomach and an even stronger sense of humor to help us test our self-aware toaster. What will happen if the toaster gets hungry and requests a snack?

As a beta tester, you'll be tasked with:

• Toaster whispering (talking to the toaster like it's a person)
• Engaging in witty repartee with the toaster's sassily- programmed AI
• Participating in existential crisis discussions with our sentient appliance

In exchange for your bravery, we'll provide:

• A complimentary toaster-themed lunch break
• A signed and framed certificate of participation in the Toaster Beta Tester Hall of Fame
• A 10% off all toaster-themed merchandise