Temporal Toasty - Side Effect Management FAQ

Q: What is a Time Toster's Side Effect?

A: The Unavoidable Consequence

When a Time Toster is used, it can cause a series of unpredictable and potentially catastrophic side effects, including:

• Temporal Turmoil
• Paradoxical Peculiarity
• Spacetime Slip-Ups

We're working on it...

What to Do in Case of a Side Effect?

Don't panic! Just follow these steps:

1. Stay Calm (good luck with that)
2. Revert to a Safe Time (just press the red button)
3. Call our 24/7 Temporal Support Line: 1-800-TIMETOST-1

Preventing Side Effects

We're still working on a foolproof solution, but in the meantime, you can try:

1. Using our new and improved Time Toster 9000 model (available in stores now!)

2. Wearing our Temporal Earplugs ( Temporal Earplugs - Patent Pending)

3. Practicing your Time Toger's Mindfulness Exercises