The Time-Traveling Toaster is a revolutionary appliance that can toast bread while simultaneously traversing the space-time continuum.
Our proprietary Toaster-Particle-Physics Technology (TPPT) uses a combination of quantum entanglement and toaster springs to create a localized distortion of the space-time fabric, allowing for near-instantaneous transportation to any point in the past or future.
Our Toaster Safety Council has deemed the Time-Traveling Toaster "mostly safe" for use in residential settings. However, we cannot be held responsible for any unforeseen consequences, such as toaster-induced paradoxes or toast-related time-traveling accidents.
We're working on it.