Future Toaster Beta Tester Risks

Are you aware that testing a toaster from the future may result in:

Spontaneous combustion of the toaster, resulting in a 10% risk of singeing your cat.
Unpredictable changes to your perception of time and space, leading to confusion when attempting to order a coffee.
Temporary loss of sanity, requiring an additional 4-6 weeks of therapy to overcome.
Uncontrollable urges to sing show tunes while operating the toaster, potentially embarrassing your neighbors.