Q: Why should I even consider applying for the prestigious Time-Traveling Toaster program?
R: Because our competitors have been sued by the Chrono-Council for "excessive use of the timestream".
Q: What kind of qualifications do I need to be eligible?
R: A degree in Timey-Fy, Toaster Mechanics, or a related field. Or, you know, basic sanity.
Q: Will I have to deal with any... temporal paradoxes?
R: Only if you apply for the program, get accepted, and then refuse to actually travel through time. That's just basic math.
Q: Will I have to work with any... sentient appliances?
R: Our toasters have been programmed to only make snarky comments about your life choices, so don't worry.
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