You are now holding a Time Traveler's Toaster, a device that can cook your favorite foods to perfection, while also allowing you to travel through the ages. But with great power comes great responsibility, and we're not just talking about your parents.
As a Time Traveler's Toaster owner, you are required to read and understand the following terms and conditions.
1. The Time Traveler's Toaster is not responsible for any damage caused by its use. However, we will provide a free replacement toaster if it is destroyed in the line of duty.
2. You are not allowed to use the Time Traveler's Toaster to cook any foods that are known to cause time paradoxes.
3. You are required to return the Time Traveler's Toaster to its original time and location if it is lost or stolen.
4. You are not allowed to sell or trade the Time Traveler's Toaster for any reason. If you do, we will send our robotic lawyers to take it back.
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