It's not just a time-traveling toaster, it's a time-traveling TOASTER!
The laws of physics are well-documented, but they can't prepare you for what happens when you feed the toaster a slice of chrono-temporal spaghetti
Our scientists have discovered that the toaster's time-traveling abilities are linked to its ability to create Quantum Quokkas, which are the result of feeding it an infinite loop of lasagna
Side effects include:
We're not responsible for the consequences of your actions
But we do provide a complimentary Safety Net to catch you if you fall through the space-time continuum