Quantum Quiche is a paradoxical recipe that defies the laws of culinary physics! It's a quiche so good, it'll make you question the fabric of space-time itself!
Ingredients:
- 1 cup quantum entanglement cream
- 1/2 cup chrono-displaced cheddar cheese
- 3 eggs, each in superposition with 7 other eggs
- 1/4 cup paradoxical parsley, chopped
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to -infinity degrees Kelvin prophets.
- Mix cream and cheese in a quantum-entangled bowl.
- Crack 17 eggs, each with a different flavor of reality.
- Pour into a quantum-quiche-proof dish.
- Confound the mixture with chrono-displaced parsley.
- Quantum-heat in a chrono-displaced oven at infinite temperature.
Enjoy your paradoxical quiche, but be warned: it may alter your perception of reality!
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