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Emergency Eggs
Emergency Eggs
Warning: Do not attempt to cook eggs during a time-travel crisis. The results will be... unpredictable.
Recipe 1: Panicked Poached Eggs
Ingredients:
- 4 eggs
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 tsp pepper
- 1 cup water
- 1 tablespoon butter
Instructions:
- Crack 4 eggs into a pan of water and add a pinch of salt and pepper.
- Stir until the eggs are cooked to your desired doneness.
- Add a pat of butter and serve.
- Cry as the eggs stick to your spoon.
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Or, if you're feeling fancy:
Recipe 2: Quantum Quiche
Ingredients:
- 4 eggs
- 1 cup milk
- 1 cup shredded cheese
- 1 pie crust
Instructions:
- Crack 4 eggs into a bowl and whisk until they're just friends.
- Add milk, cheese, and a pinch of quantum uncertainty.
- Pour into a pie crust and bake until it's... well, not quite done.
- Enjoy the taste of uncooked egg and existential dread.
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