In a shocking turn of events, your breakfast has become entangled with a parallel universe.
The laws of physics no longer apply, and your eggs are simultaneously scrambled in and out of the toaster, on the counter, in the oven, and in a state of superposition with last night's dinner.
Don't try to unscramble the eggs, as this may cause irreversible damage.
We're working on a solution, but in the meantime, take a cooking class and learn to cook with the uncertainty principle.