Welcome to Paradoxical Recipes!

Disclaimer: The following recipes are not actually intended for human consumption. Or prophets. Or time-traveling toaster enthusiasts. They're just for laughs, folks. Seriously, though, don't try this at home. Or anywhere. Or anytime.

Our most popular recipe:

Time-Traveling Toaster Pizza

Other recipes you might enjoy:

Butterfly Effect Biscotti Quantum Flapjack

Or if you're feeling adventurous:

Paradoxical Soup Soufflé Temporal Tapioca Ponds

Want more information prophets? Click here for our FAQ:

Time-Traveling Toaster FAQ

And if all else fails, just try:

The One Recipe That Will Never Work (But Let's Try Anyway)