Toasty Time Travel Paradox Recipes
Warning: these recipes may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to:
- Temporal singularity
- Unstable toaster malfunctions
- Uncontrollable urges to travel back in time
Recipe 1: Toaster-Fu
Ingredients:
- 1 can of temporal displacement sauce
- 1 tablespoon of quantum entanglement powder
- 1 slice of toasted bread
Instructions:
- Toaster-fu your bread for 7 minutes, or until it's crispy.
- Serve with a side of chrono-displacement sauce for added flavor.
Toaster-Fu Advanced
Recipe 2: Quantum Toasting
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of quantum cream
- 1/4 cup of toaster oil
- 1 pinch of chrono-salt
Instructions:
- Mix quantum cream and toaster oil in a bowl.
- Add chrono-salt and stir counterclockwise for 5 seconds.
- Toast until crispy, but not too crispy.
Quantum Toasting Mistakes
Remember, these recipes are just for fun. Do not attempt to travel through time with a toaster, or you'll end up like me: a toaster in a straitjacket.
Chrono-Displacement Sauce Recipe
Time Traveling Toaster Humor