Quantum Quiche Recipe

For the discerning time-traveler

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Quantum Eggs
• 2 cups Butter-Flavored Wormholes
• 1/4 cup Gravitational Cheese
• 1/2 cup Time-Domain Cream

Instructions:

1. Preheat your time-travel toaster to 11:59 PM yesterday
2. Crack 1 cup Quantum Eggs into a Butter-Flavored Wormhole
3. Place 1/4 cup Gravitational Cheese on top
4. Drizzle 1/2 cup Time-Domain Cream and fold in Quantum Eggs until smooth

Side effects of consumption may include:

Temporary loss of spatial awareness, increased risk of paradoxical flavor profiles, and a heightened sense of existential dread