A recipe for the infamous Quantum Quiche, a dish so complex it threatens to destabilize the space-time continuum.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of exotic matter
- 3 tablespoons of chrono-displaced eggs
- 1 tablespoon of quantum salt
- 1/4 cup of gravitational wave sauce
Instructions:
- Mix exotic matter and chrono-displaced eggs in a non-linear fashion.
- Add quantum salt and stir until the mixture begins to exhibit quantum superposition.
- Top with gravitational wave sauce and bake in a toaster at precisely 3:14 AM on a Tuesday.
Warning: consuming this quiche may cause:
- Time dilation
- Quantum uncertainty
- Temporary loss of sanity
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