Warning: Quantum Quiche is not your typical quiche. It may cause:
1. Time dilation: Your breakfast will arrive 30 minutes late.
2. Matter-antimatter displacement: You may find your toast on the opposite side of the plate.
3. Unpredictable probability fluctuations: The quiche may or may not be cooked to perfection.
Proceed with caution.
Quantum Quiche Recipe Time Travel Toaster Manual