Warning: The Quantum Quiche Syndrome is a condition where one's sense of time becomes irreparably linked to their breakfast food preferences. Symptoms include: an unrelenting craving for quiche at all hours of the day, spontaneous appearances of eggs and cheese in your dreams, and an inexplicable urge to travel through time to relive the perfect quiche moment.
Here are some recipes to help you manage your Quantum Quiche Syndrome:
A quiche so divine, it'll transport you back to the dawn of civilization.
A quiche so out of this world, it'll make you question the fabric of space-time.
A quiche so mind-bending, it'll have you questioning your own sanity.
A quiche so timelessly perfect, it'll make you wonder if you've been here before.
Or, if all else fails, try our special recipe for Quantum Quiche Crisis.